Quotes by Bill Cosby (Comedian/American).

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If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.
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What we need is for people to realize - 'I want to raise my kid. I want to go back and get my three kids. I want to take on that responsibility. I want to love my children.'
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If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.
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There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living.
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I don't think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I'd rather talk about the similarities, about what's universal in their experiences.
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When you become senile, you won't know it.
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Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O.
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When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made.
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I'm old, not dead.
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Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
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People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.'
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Most of us learn to read by looking at each word in a sentence - one at a time.
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Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.
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If I read the small print, and I see that what I love to taste has pantonaponamene or fake smeinlioaimine, then I have to hide in my room when I eat it. I'm still gonna eat it, it's just gonna be 'Don't come in here!'
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People have all kinds of approaches when they come up to me. Some of them are so nervous: 'You know, Mr. Cosby, you are my biggest fan!' I am? Some of them even claim that I raised them.
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George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'
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I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.
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I'm one of those who cut off seeing people after a certain time, when the weight is gone and they sound like the dementia is very advanced - I don't want to see that. I don't even go in to look at the body. That's not my last memory.
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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
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In all of my career, the style is still the same, and that is of a friend, just sitting and talking.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn't going to come along and cut your grass.
• Bill Cosby

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