Quotes by Michael Keaton (Actor/American).
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My limited theater experience was when I was a kid starting out: two or three plays. I was good in one and mediocre in the other. My problem is that I have other interests.
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I never knew anyone who was cloned, but I played one in 'Multiplicity.'
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I'm envious of writers and musicians. I think it must be so difficult. Not just the frustration, but the discipline.
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I took my play very seriously, and I got way, way lost in my play world.
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If you're a dope like me, you get every sports channel you can get. I'm watching, you know, Netherlands soccer.
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I don't know - sometimes I catch myself being dark, and it's annoying. I think, 'Get over it.' I bore myself. But sometimes, like everybody, I'm sure I am obsessive.
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I saw 'Wild,' and I thought, 'Wow, this is a lot of things, but one of the things is it's a therapist's dream and a climate-change denier's nightmare.'
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I'm getting more and more bored with professional sports, but I still watch.
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People, when they talk or write about comedy, they don't really get it.
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I have some tremendous, tremendously loving, generous friends all over the world.
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In our family, my brothers and I shared toys. In other words, just because it was mine didn't mean my brothers and I didn't play with it.
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In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.'
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Have I ever been to a party with a ton of famous people in it? Yes, several times, so I guess that's a Hollywood lifestyle.
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To say directing was a long-stewing ambition doesn't cover it. If you cut me open, you'd see it.
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I'm usually pretty good in front of a live audience. I usually like that.
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There just is not one person in my family who is not funny.
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I had a real strong fantasy life as a kid. But then you grow up and think about real jobs.
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From an art perspective, I don't know how you get better than 'Beetlejuice.' In terms of originality and a look, it's 100% unique.
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I can't sleep the first night in a hotel room.
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I saw some Pixar movies like 'The Incredibles' and thought, 'This is extraordinary. These are some of the best movies I've seen.'
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I didn't go to church all the time, just 'cause I was an antsy kid.
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Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.
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I'm just shocked at how blatantly shallow people are sometimes.
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I don't know how to not be outside since I was a little kid.
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