Quotes by Robin Williams (Comedian/American).

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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
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My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.
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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
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I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.
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If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.
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I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
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Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You've got to - you've got the human game preserve to play off of. And it's a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you're playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics.
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What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
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I've never been asked to appear on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,' so I guess I mustn't be on the professional skids just yet.
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The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
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In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don't really want to open. This is a man who is a chemist and who specializes in making bombs and despises humanity.
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I'm much more open to being a supporting actor right now. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
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I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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I met Nelson Mandela, and I really didn't know what to say. It was years ago at a benefit. I was just in awe of this man because of what he'd done.
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